groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

when are you gonna stop screaming at me like everything’s my fault?
i didn’t call t-mobile up and ask them to mischarge us.
i didn’t ask the dog to shit inside the house.
i didn’t go to united healthcare and say “hey man, can you send us the wrong cards?”
i didn’t wish for dad to never be here.
i’m not somebody you can take your anger out on whenever you want, i’m not somebody you can blame for all your problems, I’M YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER, i hope you realize that.
i love you, mom. but i fucking hate you.
i can’t stand this house. i can’t stand you making me feel like everything’s my fault.
i need to leave. i’m selfish. forgive me. 

alright guys, calm your tits, it’s not that big of a deal.
 

ugh the times with this kid man…

today marks the first time i had to physically run away from a creeper. no bueno.